Basted Hits

A turkey in blue jeans and a white tee faces the stars and stripes, tail feathers out. Born to be basted.

A tie-dyed skeleton jams on acoustic guitar among sunflowers and pumpkins. Keep on truckin' to the leftovers.

A crooning turkey by the fireside with a big bowl of stuffing while the snow falls outside.

A new wave turkey in a pastel suit, prowling through the jungle toward the last slice of pie.

A disco diva turkey in a sequin jumpsuit, holding the stuffing high under the mirror ball. Looking for some hot stuffing tonight.

A hard rock turkey in a top hat shredding a solo with a gravy boat on the amp. Welcome to the dinner table.

A funky turkey in a purple suit and feather boa, partying under the confetti like the century is ending.

An 80s glam rock turkey with big hair, a leather jacket and a wishbone guitar. Whoa, we're halfway through the turkey.